Mike Reino: Missing in Action
The search is on for Mike Reino, a Republican blogger who has been missing for over two weeks since his last blog posting."We don't know where he could be," said Moye Graham, a GOP activist and Reino ally who lives near Lake Marion. "I'm afraid that he may have pushed ol' Jim too hard this time."
Reports have it that Reino may be held at a special secret detention facility near Lake Marion by Congressman Jim Clyburn, who is furious over Reino's continued opposition to his Lake Marion bridge project. When completed, it is alleged the new bridge will triple the state's per capita income, usher in a new era of prosperity and harmony ... and bear Clyburn's name.
Meanwhile, a spokesman for Clyburn, at a special hearing, pounded the table with his fist, declaring: "we categorically deny ... there are ... no ... Mike Reinos ... in captivity in the People's Republic of the Sixth District."
Clyburn staffers were concerned about the insistence in holding Reino until he signs a confession which admits his guilt and apologizes for his crimes against humanity in opposing the bridge, as well as admitting he only acted as a pawn of the Bush administration. Among their concerns was the possibililty that he might escape and wage a hit-and-run one-man guerilla war in the swamps and deeply-forested regions of the Sixth District, killing dozens of low-paid extras, and then go on to make three or four sequels, possibly with the help of Chuck Norris.
Anyone seen Clyburn fishing on the lake lately?
Timmy's in trouble and Gary's got Mike hid in a silo
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