Trey Walker to star with McMaster in Ferris Bueller remake

Plans to do a remake of the 1980s hit movie Ferris Bueller took another step forward with the selection of Trey Walker, the long-time confidant of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMcaster, to play the role of "Garth", the bad guy played by Charlie Sheen in the original movie, alongside Henry McMaster, who will reprise the role of Ferris Bueller..

The character was awaiting booking in police station, where he meets Ferris' sister, who will be played by Madonna. She laments the life of being the sister of Ferris, the most-popular student at their high school.

As she didn't name him, Garth unknowingly recommends she talk to none other than Ferris:

Garth - "There's somebody you should talk to."
Geine - "If you say Ferris Bueller you lose a testicle."
Garth - "Oh. So you know him?"

Walker, who is presently employed by the McCain for President campaign after having worked as the spokesman for Attorney General McMaster, was unavailable for comment, as they were busy completing Generalissimo McMaster's takeover of the state.

7 Response to "Trey Walker to star with McMaster in Ferris Bueller remake"

  1. Salkehatichie Slim 20/2/07 11:22
    Huh?

    I'm not sure this post makes any sense.
  2. Moye 20/2/07 17:48
    Henry will be at the Clarendon GOP meeting at The Palms in April. I will speak with him about this then.
  3. Earl Capps 20/2/07 18:02
    slim, it's called satire. if you're not a long-time reader of this blog, you probably didn't get the reference.

    but in all fairness, i should've linked it, which i just did. i hope this clears this up for you.
  4. Anonymous 21/2/07 06:17
    Save Henry (Ferris)!
  5. Anonymous 23/2/07 00:14
    slim is one stupid mo-fo, fo-sho.
  6. Anonymous 27/2/07 00:32
    trey walker has testicles to lose?
  7. matt 12/10/08 01:21
    Is this the same trey walker, or different?

    http://blog.mindvalleylabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/n2249378_44963943_858-300x225.jpg

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