South Carolina blogger becomes Ukrainian ladies' man
Single bloggers follow the Ukranian vacation of fellow Palmetto State blogger Mike Reino with great envy.Reports were that the public disorder rivaled the early 1990s concert stops by Guns 'n Roses, with Reino being arrested twelve times for drunk and disorderly, including by threating to "re-start and re-finish the Cold War when I dig up all those commie bastards and singlehandedly kick their asses back into their graves.", as well as mobs of crazed, scantily-clad teenaged females attempting to smash down the front door of the hotel where he was staying, to have their ... chests ... autographed.
Ukranian officials reportedly were hard-pressed to maintain order due to the mass hysteria by Reino, who has become a cult figure with a following rivalling that of David Hasselholf in Germany. Hasselholf reportedly threatened:
If this keeps up, I'll jump in KITT and drive over and put that Reino jerk in his place before he starts luring away all the German chicks that normally worship me.
Reino reports back on his adventure, sharing reports of wooing the hearts of hundreds of Ukranian women with his tales of Pee Dee swamps, the fiery pork BBQ found in many restaurants near his home, the evils of Jim Clyburn, tales of "I could've been a Congressman, but the Man was out to get me", offers of the Vice-Presidency, and of course, his career as a Hollywood action star.
"What can I say", said Reino from his hotel room in Odessa. "I'm the big bad pimp daddy in this land. When you've got it, you've got it."
His readers had praise for his Ukranian adventure, with comments such as:
"What can I say", said Reino from his hotel room in Odessa. "I'm the big bad pimp daddy in this land. When you've got it, you've got it."
His readers had praise for his Ukranian adventure, with comments such as:
"Looks like you're havin a good time, and she's smokin'...you keep up the good work son!"
"Maybe Mike can bring me one back. I just got free for the Silver Elephant. Someone needs a extra ticket. "
Others had caution for Reino, including one who asked him "are you sure she's had her shots?", as well as:
Earl Capps, author of the Blogland of Earl Capps, who warned him to "Be careful what you ask for - some of them might find out where you live and show up at your doorstep."
Another reader told Reino that "Clyburn's people are celebrating, and looking how they can get someone to bar your re-entry to the United States.
Keep up with Reino's Ukranian adventure online at http://sc6.blogspot.com/ Be sure to say hello and teach him some Ukranian and Russian vocabulary so he can find the public restrooms.
You need to stop pushing this Reino guy..... No one knows who he is , outside of Horne's Restaurant and Summerville Town Hall every 4th Thursday!
I wish the hype were as good as reality. Moye's probably doing more than I am today - but he talks a better game..
I know, if they'd had a better budget, they'd have hired Chevy Chase to star in this one. No such luck this time.
Imagine what would've happened if I'd have gone? Major beer shortage.
those of us who know better are quite happy to be rid of you, and will be watching to see you get your comeuppance.