South Carolina political strategist devoured by alien life form
While on a recent secret mission to the Andromeda galaxy, Wesley Donehue, noted South Carolina political strategist, was devoured by a vicious Quinnus Fogelus while boldly attempting to go where no man has gone before.Rest in peace. Shazbot, na-nu na-nu.
3 comments:
I have known Aliens in my lifetime
Wes works very hard, and can even have fun while doing it. Imagine that!
He has his detractors, yes. In his waning days at that liberal rag in Columbia, Brad Warthen liked to refer to Wes the "self-described" political operative.
Do I detect a whiff of jealousy?
Uhhh Earl, the sacrifical Enterprise crewmen wear red shirts... so that the blood deosn't show up as easily
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