Where the F*** is Al Gore?!?

According to an alert just issued by the National Weather Service:

Urgent - Winter Weather Message
National Weather Service Charleston SC
308 PM EST Thu Feb 11 2010

... Significant Winter Storm Expected To Impact Parts Of The Area Friday Afternoon And Friday Night...

Jenkins-Screven-Candler-Bulloch-Effingham-Tattnall-Evans-Allendale-Hampton-Inland Colleton-Dorchester-Berkeley-Inland Jasper-Including The Cities Of... Millen... Sylvania... Metter... Statesboro... Springfield... Reidsville... Claxton... Allendale... Hampton... Walterboro... St. George... Summerville... Moncks Corner... Ridgeland
308 PM EST Thu Feb 11 2010

... Winter Storm Watch In Effect From Friday Afternoon Through Late Friday Night...

The National Weather Service In Charleston Has Issued A Winter Storm Watch... Which Is In Effect From Friday Afternoon Through Late Friday Night.

Low Pressure Will Intensify Over The Northeast Gulf Of Mexico Through Friday Morning... Before Crossing The Florida Peninsula Friday Afternoon Then Shifting Into The Atlantic Friday Night.

Rain... Possibly Mixed With Some Snow... Will Begin Across The Area On Friday... Mainly During The Afternoon Hours. As Colder Air From The North Overspreads The Region... The Precipitation Is Expected To Change Over To All Snow Late Friday Afternoon. Snow... Moderate To Heavy At Times... Will Then Persist Through Friday Evening Before Tapering Off After Midnight. Total Snow Accumulations Of 2 To 4 Inches... With Locally Higher Amounts... Can Be Expected Through Late Friday Night.

1 Response to "Where the F*** is Al Gore?!?"

  1. Anonymous 12/2/10 08:44
    Mr. Gore is receiving a gratuity from the north pole penguins for his work to close the ozone hole (not to be confused with Nancy Pelosi)...

    late breaking news, Mr. Gore may appear to endorse Tumpy Campbell a pledge to reduce global warming by only flaming conservatives

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