This Friday, Joe Biden is coming to Rock Hill to help out South Carolina's most endangered political species: John Spratt.  Which we think is a fine weekend for the folks in Rock Hill to go somewhere else and do something else.

As we all know Joe is a little challenged for speech ideas, we thought we'd ask our readers to suggest a good speech he can plagiarize ... uuhhh ... consider for the occasion. So make your recommendations and we'll be sure to pass them along. Maybe even deliver copies in person at the Friday event.