However, it seems necessary to make an exception in order to address recent allegations which have been circulating around state political circles about yours truly.
If you want to read on, you're welcome to do so. If you're one of those who wants to stick to the issues (which we generally applaud), you're welcome to skip down to the next article or surf elsewhere.
ALLEGATION ONE: Yours truly is getting hitched. This allegation is true.
ALLEGATION TWO: I am converting to Judaism, the faith and tradition of my intended. This allegation is also true.
If she's going to put up with a lifetime supply of me, she can use your prayers. Lots of them.