For those of you who don't know, I was a big fan of the Bloom County comic strip series from the 80s, which was extended into the weekend-only Outland, then Opus strips.
Recently, I subscribed to a service where they email me strips from his twenty years of series. I thought I'd share this one with ya'll today ... watch as Opus' great morning is riddled with guilt trips for every happy and selfish indulgence.
You can view the full-size and much-more-readable version of this strip by clicking on the image.
Just read an update on the goings-on of the new U.S. ambassador to Canada. Ambassador David Wilkins, the long-time speaker of the S.C. House of Representatives and Greenville, S.C. native is bringing a little bit of South Carolina to the Great White North.
In his recent e-newsletter to the folks back home, he names five major difference between South Carolina and Canada:
1. In Canada, eating a beavertail is a really good thing! (It's like eating an elephant ear at the state fair).
2. In Canada, a barbeque means a grill and if you're going to a barbeque you're usually eating hotdogs and hamburgers.
3. Boiled peanuts are quite a novelty here! I mentioned going to a "peanut boil" at my first press conference the day I was sworn-in in Washington. Before I even arrived in Canada, entire segments of news talk radio were devoted to the issue of boiled peanuts. I recently hosted a reception for members of the press corps at the residence and gave each of them a can of boiled peanuts "courtesy of the Ambassador."
4. There is no Canadian equivalent of "y'all." So I spend an awful lot of time explaining to my Canadian friends that the plural of "y'all" is "all y'all".
5. Hockey rules! It is the national pastime.
David ... ya'll take care up there and try to come back home real soon, eh?
Here are some questions from Dennis Prager , a nationally syndicated radio show host:
THE RIOTING IN France by primarily Muslim youths and the hotel bombings in Jordan are the latest events to prompt sincere questions that law-abiding Muslims need to answer for Islam's sake, as well as for the sake of worried non-Muslims.
Here are five of them:
(1) Why are you so quiet?
Since the first Israelis were targeted for death by Muslim terrorists blowing themselves up in the name of your religion and Palestinian nationalism, I have been praying to see Muslim demonstrations against these atrocities. Last week's protests in Jordan against the bombings, while welcome, were a rarity. What I have seen more often is mainstream Muslim spokesmen implicitly defending this terror on the grounds that Israel occupies Palestinian lands. We see torture and murder in the name of Allah, but we see no anti-torture and anti-murder demonstrations in the name of Allah.
There are a billion Muslims in the world. How is it possible that essentially none have demonstrated against evils perpetrated by Muslims in the name of Islam? This is true even of the millions of Muslims living in free Western societies. What are non-Muslims of goodwill supposed to conclude? When the Israeli government did not stop a Lebanese massacre of Palestinians in the Sabra and Chatilla refugee camps in Lebanon in 1982, great crowds of Israeli Jews gathered to protest their country's moral failing. Why has there been no comparable public demonstration by Palestinians or other Muslims to morally condemn Palestinian or other Muslim-committed terror?
(2) Why are none of the Palestinian terrorists Christian?
If Israeli occupation is the reason for Muslim terror in Israel, why do no Christian Palestinians engage in terror? They are just as nationalistic and just as occupied as Muslim Palestinians.
(3) Why is only one of the 47 Muslim-majority countries a free country?
According to Freedom House, a Washington-based group that promotes democracy, of the world's 47 Muslim countries, only Mali is free. Sixty percent are not free, and 38% are partly free. Muslim-majority states account for a majority of the world's "not free" states. And of the 10 "worst of the worst," seven are Islamic states. Why is this?
(4) Why are so many atrocities committed and threatened by Muslims in the name of Islam?
Young girls in Indonesia were recently beheaded by Muslim murderers. Last year, Muslims — in the name of Islam — murdered hundreds of schoolchildren in Russia. While reciting Muslim prayers, Islamic terrorists take foreigners working to make Iraq free and slaughter them. Muslim daughters are murdered by their own families in the thousands in "honor killings." And the Muslim government in Iran has publicly called for the extermination of Israel.
(5) Why do countries governed by religious Muslims persecute other religions?
No church or synagogue is allowed in Saudi Arabia. The Taliban destroyed some of the greatest sculptures of the ancient world because they were Buddhist. Sudan's Islamic regime has murdered great numbers of Christians.
Instead of confronting these problems, too many of you deny them. Muslims call my radio show to tell me that even speaking of Muslim or Islamic terrorists is wrong. After all, they argue, Timothy McVeigh is never labeled a "Christian terrorist." As if McVeigh committed his terror as a churchgoing Christian and in the name of Christ, and as if there were Christian-based terror groups around the world.
As a member of the media for nearly 25 years, I have a long record of reaching out to Muslims. Muslim leaders have invited me to speak at major mosques. In addition, I have studied Arabic and Islam, have visited most Arab and many other Muslim countries and conducted interfaith dialogues with Muslims in the United Arab Emirates as well as in the U.S. Politically, I have supported creation of a Palestinian state and supported (mistakenly, I now believe) the Oslo accords.
Hundreds of millions of non-Muslims want honest answers to these questions, even if the only answer you offer is, "Yes, we have real problems in Islam." Such an acknowledgment is infinitely better — for you and for the world — than dismissing us as anti-Muslim.
We await your response.
I'm waiting too ...
Sorry I haven't been posting very much lately. Not only have I had to contend with a recent court hearing, but I've got to keep on top of the end-of-the-semester grind in school, but today, something came up that was worth sharing with ya'll.
I'll bet this story sounds like a story you'd find in the California media:
The quake, which struck about 3 p.m. Saturday, raised eyebrows and worried children, but caused no damage. The U.S. Geological Survey took note of the event but did not report its magnitude as of late Saturday.
... right? No ... WRONG! This was a shaker that occured here in the Summerville area, right where I live, according to this Post and Courier story.
In case you didn't know, Charleston is not only a big hurricane target, with dozens of major hurricanes having made landfall in or near the city since the first settlers landed on Town Creek in 1670. It is well-known as one of the most seismically active locations in North America outside of California.
That means we get earthquakes. Not like they get in California - but we get a couple of very minor tremors a year. Enough to shake and notice, but not enough to do any damage.
The photo is a scene of the devastation from the great earthquake of 1886, which killed over 60 people, sparked fires which devastated large parts of the city, and was considered the worst earthquake in American history until the great San Francisco earthquake of about a century ago.
This report from 1906 in the San Francisco Chronicle summarizes the devastation that stuck the city:
“Seven-eighths of the houses were rendered unfit for habitation, many persons were killed and property valued at over $8,000,000 was destroyed. The damage, however, was quickly repaired.”
Following the first great shock, the only one which did any damage, lighter and lesser vibrations were felt at intervals for several weeks. These gradually became less frequent and finally ceased, even as the minds of the people ceased to dwell on the disaster as they took up again their ordinary pursuits.
It will be even so in San Francisco. It was not the earthquake but the fire that wrought the destruction in this great city. If anyone thinks there is no resurrection from earthquake effects let him be referred to Charleston for an answer. Thousands fled the city as soon as they could get transportation, but as soon as they recovered their reason they returned as rapidly to join the brave army of workers that were rebuilding. It will be so here.
Thrice in a generation Charleston was nearly obliterated. The civil war left it in ashes, the earthquake left it in ruins, a few years subsequent it was visited by a cyclone which damaged it over $5,000,000. Yet despite all these disasters her brave people have risen superior to every reverse and are daily growing in wealth and power.
Recently, I've been playing a lot of David Lee Roth's "Crazy from the Heat" and "Skyscraper" solo albums.
For those of you who missed the 80s, Diamond Dave was THE original front man for Van Halen, and for a decade and half-dozen albums, Dave was truly loud, proud and in front of the band. Then, for whatever reason, Dave went solo, except to record two songs with Van Halen in 1996.
Anyway, I recently found two videos of a performance he did with the Boston Pops - Jump and California Girls . His hair's shorter, voice ain't as good as it used to be, but he's still clearly as wild as ever. Go take a look.
Ever since the Kiss tribute album that came out about ten years ago, a lot of metal bands from the 70s and 80s have been the subject of tribute albums. Judas Priest has even had two tribute albums. A lot of these albums featured nobodies and the quality of the songs are often mediocre.
Today I received in the mail "NUMBERS FROM THE BEAST", a tribute album to Iron Maiden. This album ABSOLUTELY ROCKS!!!! You MUST go buy it!!! If you don't believe me, go here to listen to sample audio tracks.
Some of the artists who collaborated include past and present members of Iron Maiden, Kiss, AC/DC, Motorhead, Anthrax, Dio, Judas Priest, Ozzy's Band, Testament, Twisted Sister, Extreme, Slaughter, Whitesnake, Led Zeppelin, Mr. Big, Poison, MSG, Helmet, Styx, UFO, Lynch Mob, Suicidal Tendencies, Dokken, Rob Zombie Band, Rainbow, The Firm.
Specifically, this includes Chris Jericho, Dee Snider, Jeff Scott Soto, Joe Lynn Turner, Lemmy Kilmister, Paul Dianno, Robin McAuley, Mark Slaughter, Ripper Owens; George Lynch, Alex Skolnick, Michael Schenker, Nuno Bettencourt, Paul Gilbert, Scott Ian, Chris Traynor, Bob Kulick, Bruce Kulick; Frank Bello, Tony Franklin, Billy Sheehan; Chris Slade, Jason Bonham, John Tempesta, Aynsley Dunbar, Vinnie Appice, Simon Wright.
Here are the songs you'll find on the album:
Run to the Hills,
Flight of the Icarus,
Fear of the Dark,
2 Minutes to Midnight,
Can I Play with Madness?,
The Evil that Men Do,
Having said that, go check it out. If you don't, it's your loss.
Since I haven't posted in a few days, I thought I'd share some thoughts I recently shared with some others regarding hurricanes and how they can bring out the best in people, but also show us just how truly dumb and clueless they can be.
PEOPLE WHO ASK HOW THE HURRICANE'S GONNA TURN OUT (when it's not even coming this way):
I don't know about you, but anyone who doesn't know how it's gonna turn out really outta watch the Weather Channel and leave me the hell alone.
As for me, I wanna say something like "things are gonna get trashed, it's gonna rain a lot, people are gonna hurt, and some are gonna dddiiiieeeeeeeeeee .... aahhhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... turn on the Weather Channel and find out who and where your damn self."
WEATHER MORONS IN HURRICANES:
IDIOTS IN HARM'S WAY
Why the hell do weather people stand outside in that stuff? I know I sure wouldn't.
We know what happens in hurricanes - lots of wind, and lots of rain. I've often watched TV and asked myself: "gee, why doesn't that dumb motherf***er get out of the rain?" He or she is supposed to be smart - I guess one day one of them will have their head removed live for the home audience and they'll finally figure this out.
They flock to the Battery seawall here in Charleston. TV stations all over the eastern half of the US are here to cover it (and take paid vacations too, I'll bet) live from location. Me, if I was the weather dude, I'd be on TV saying "Bob, it looks like this city is like so f***ed, so instead of chasing bimbos at the hotel lounge, I'm gonna haul my ass out of here, and get back to Yeehaw, Arkansas before I get blown away", and get back to cover the LOCAL weather, which is supposed to be my job anyway.
Ok - ya'll can call me callous, clueless, right-on-the-mark, or your choice of hundreds of profane words, phrases and combinations thereof!
Here in Charleston, we have four island communities chock-full of multi-million dollar palaces on the beachfront, most of whom are the property of idiots who aren't from here, never been through a hurricane, and like the people at the hotel, obviously never watch the news or Weather Channel. When these things hit, you see them on the news crying about losing everything.
Duuuuuhhhhh ... what did you expect? These yo-yos are living proof that you can buy your way out of poverty, but sometimes you still can't afford a clue.
Or the people in New Orleans - maybe some people go there to buy a house, see the levee nearby that's as tall as my house, and say "YES, I want to live there - put everything I own right THERE. What could possibly go wrong with this?" As for me ... hell no, I won't - I'll be the one who looks at my wife and says "gee honey, if that thing fails, we are so totally f***ed. Why don't we look at somewhere that is a little higher?"
While I'm sure a lot of people would ask themselves the same question and probably wouldn't live in such an obviously vulnerable location, there are about a half million or so who would. Even worse, it seems as if most of them expect government money to bail them out.
I spent the better part of my day attending a Red Cross First Aid and CPR certification class, put on by my company's Safety Director. While the classes he's been putting were intended for our field personnel - project managers, superintendents, and foremen, not administrative staff like me, there was a slot to take the class, and I took it.
I spent about five hours learning about assessing injuries and accident scenes, administering CPR, and basic first aid. At the end, I took a test, which I apparently passed with flying colors - even though I had to step out for about twenty minutes of the class to pick up lunch for everyone. In a few weeks, I'll receive my official certification card.
Since 9/11, we seem to think the threats to Homeland Security are foreign in nature and only the Army, FBI or other specialists can stop any threats. In my humble opinion, Homeland Security is about finding and fighting threats of any kind which endanger our communities and put our fellow citizens in harm's way.
When something happens, be it a workplace accident, something in public, or something more sinister, I'll now be a little more prepared to be part of the solution, and not just a helpless bystander. I'll be more able to do my part for the security of our homeland and well-being of my fellow human beings. The training is simple and only takes one afternoon a year - there's no reason most of you can't participate in this or some other first responder training, so GO DO IT!
Knowledge, vigilance and preparedness are the keys to surviving and prevailing when bad things happen. What are YOU doing to be ready?
An interesting article today on the AP/Yahoo news wire:
In Kuwait, a leading newspaper published the following statement in their editorial section:
"Israel is not a bogey, and the notion of a greater Israel from the Nile to the Euphrates is no more than a scarecrow that the Arabs have used to justify their despotism, domestic injustice, and political, financial, and administrative corruption."
Finally, the Arabs in the Middle East are recognizing that their enemy isn't Israel or America, but rather their own leaders. With Israel having given up the Sinai Penninsula to Egypt in the early 80s, southern Lebanon in the late 90s, and now the Gaza Strip to the fledgling Palestinian Authority, the myth of Israel as the devouring beast is slowly being debunked. With free and fair democratic elections taking place in Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon and Palestine in the last year, and increasing pressures by reformers in several other Arab nations, the region's attention is slowly turning away from Israel and towards facing the challenges of reformers.
Further comments from Indonesia:
Indonesia's foreign minister met with Shalom (Israeli Foreign Minister) at the United Nations, and a prominent newspaper in the world's largest Muslim nation cautiously welcomed the talks by saying that "Israel, unlike what Arabs often said in the past, indeed cannot be `thrown into the sea.'" The Jakarta Post weighed in by suggesting that Indonesia "opening some form of relationship with Israel is a prerequisite" to playing a larger political role in the region. And Shalom himself published a landmark opinion piece in an Indonesian newspaper.
... and Pakistan:
After Shalom met with his Pakistani counterpart, President Pervez Musharraf told the American Jewish Congress that he could envision a day when there were more formal ties between the nations.
"What better signal for peace could there be than opening embassies in Israel by Islamic countries like Pakistan?" he asked.
Signs of change? Who knows ... but when leading voices are willing to admit the need for reforms and recognize that Israel is neither a threat, nor something which can easily be erased, I think it's a sign of progress.
To read the rest of the story, click here.
On the heels of my award-winning conference paper on Managerial Values and Corporate Democracy comes this handy-dandy poster which you can print and post in your workplace, outlining important values critical to success in the workplace. Values such as ...
VISION: Say you have it, employers love that crap,
FAIRNESS: When you screw up, spread the blame around to others equally,
INTEGRITY: Being truthful on your resume is so 1963,
FLEXIBILITY: Be open to accepting sexual favors in return for raises and promotions.
Don't we ALL know people who do at least one of those four items, often quite eagerly, and kick sand in our faces, laughing at us suckers who play by the rules? Of course we do. The kind of people who treat people like toys, kick us aside when it personally or professionally suits them, and then look to make us their suckers when they overplay their hand and get knocked off their high horses.
There are a lot of people out there with use-or-be-used mentalities. Kinda sad they choose to live that way, but even sadder when they pull the wool over the eyes of people who treat them with trust and pay the price for extending basic human courtesy to others.
Oh well ... ya'll go out there and do your part to support these critical workplace values.
In his Law of Accelerating Returns, Ray Kurzweil contends that the rate of increase in the rate of technological progress is reaching the point where it will reach a point where societal collapse will take place. Upon reaching what he terms The Singularity, Kurzweil argues that humanity will become unable to sustain the increasing waves of change and chaos will result.
Now for my response ...
This theory presumes other factors will not come into play. One cannot deny the rate of progress has been picking up speed. The two uncertainties here are 1) the rate at which it will continue in the near future, and 2) if circumstances which facilitate this progress won’t change to inhibit progress, or stop it entirely.
Here are factors that I would suggest this theory overlooks:
1) Cultural changes that start to push against the push of change. In the course of human events, Luddite anti-progress efforts fail, but some societies and cultures are longer to absorb, and if the pace of change becomes too fast, an increasing pace of change may result in the rise of a movement to slow the train down.
2) The reaching of a “plateau” in which the pace of change becomes too fast for new technologies to be practical. For example, how often will companies invest in updating technology? After a while, it becomes impractical to keep replacing hardware, machinery, etc. any faster than is already being done. Or several successive advances in technologies will be kept in R&D, and products only released at such a pace that that consumers, businesses, etc. can absorb them.
3) Humanity spreads out in spatial terms, requiring longer amounts of time to distribute and implement new technologies among human settlements on other planets or beyond. Odds are that space travel will still require some time to complete. Of course, technology may find a way to bridge large interplanetary or even interstellar distances quickly enough to make a trip among the stars as quick as travel among states, nations, and continents is now. If that happens, then my third consideration becomes invalid.
4) The absence of competitive or crisis events that have often greatly accelerated the pace of progress, such as World War Two, which brought about rapid advances in electronics, aviation, manufacturing capacity, health care, or the Space Race of the 60s, which led to more advances in aviation, communications, and electronics, or the Cold War, which led to the Internet as a super-redundant means of telecommunication that would survive a large-scale nuclear war. A more peaceful and less competitive world may see a slower pace of change and progress.
5) Technology forces a sort of catastrophic “over the edge” event. This could have been a large-scale global nuclear conflict. It could still be the result of a deadly germ or virus from a medical research program, or even something like a large space craft hitting the earth at a speed much faster than light, which physicists suggest could case global devastation.
6) The occurrence of some catastrophic event. Alien invasion, asteroid collision or some unforeseen factor that either wipes us out or forces us into a radically diminished mode of existence.
This Law, like all others, fails to consider how Murphy’s Law is virtually inescapable. This is the random element which is the downfall of most theories.
What do YOU think?
In my email this morning came a rather moving story of the celebration of Pashcha (Easter) by Orthodox faithful in the Dachau death camp shortly after the liberation of in Nazi Germany by the United States' Seventh Army. In an amazing act of improvisation, Orthodox faithful of many nationalities came together to celebrate the Divine Liturgy, with the help of imprisoned Catholic clergy and U.S. Army officials.
Regrettably, the Russians who were liberated from Dachau were turned over to Red Army and Soviet Communist officials, and many of them were branded traitors and sent to gulags in Russia. Today, a Russian Orthodox chapel, built by Russian Army soldiers prior to their 1994 withdrawal from Germany, graces the grounds, including the pictured Icon of Christ setting the prisoners free.
Over 200,000 were imprisoned in Dachau since the death camp opened in 1933. Of those who spent time at Dachau, 43,000 died and only 67,000 remained alive to greet the liberating American soldiers on April 29, 1945. The Orthodox faithful celebrated Pascha on the Orthodox Easter Sunday on May 6th, 1945.
"Dachau - the significance of this name will never be erased from German history. It stands for all concentration camps which the Nazis established in their territory." - Eugen Kogon
Ok, so ya'll wanted to know about the Queensryche concert last Thursday night? Well, simply put … it was GREAT! I had seen them open for Judas Priest in Atlanta in June, and it was so obvious they underperformed then. By contrast, I don’t think they could’ve done better this time around.
The first half of the show was a number of songs from across the range of the band’s career, such as “Empire”, “Last Night in Paris” and “The Lady wore Black”. Geoff Tate started out strutting across the stage, black jeans, leather jacket and sunglasses, cool and confident, but gradually loosening up, conversing with the audience, and getting into the performance.
After a short break for the stage to be set, the band went into its performance of their legendary “Operation Mindcrime” album. The album and the performance tell the tale of Nikki, a lost rebellious teen who is manipulated by Doctor X, a shady character peddling in drugs and preaching anarchy. He seems to control Nikki through drug use, recruiting him as an assassin to unleash on religious leaders. In the end, Nikki is arrested and hospitalized as insane, Doctor X presumably in the clear to continue his efforts.
The Mindcrime dramatic performance was woven into the band’s performance of the album sequence. Several performers joined the band to help act out the roles of Nikki, Sister Mary, and hospital staff. Widescreens also showed video segments with scenes helping the story along, as well as visual effects supplementing the performance.
The band’s performance, which started out as really good in the first set, was outstanding in the second. Tate changed in and out of costume several times to better connect the characters and the songs through which their stories were told. As an added bonus, they played a song from their yet-untitled sequel to the Mindcrime album, which is scheduled for release in January.
The last six months of my life has been quite the roller coaster. While a number of my hopes and dreams have been shattered in that time, the opportunity to see this performance, as well as Rob Halford and the boys from Judas Priest in Atlanta, were long-time dreams come true.
LINX TO CZECH OUT:
Russell Glasser has a good description of the storyline in the Mindcrime album and performance at www.apollowebworks.com/russell/mindcrime.html
Rock Confidential interview about the Mindcrime sequel with Eddie Jackson of Queensryche: www.rockconfidential.com/EddieJackson.html
Check out Queensryche at www.Queensryche.com, and specific lyrics and video clips from the Mindcrime album at www.queensryche.com/releases/operation-mindcrime/index.html
House of Blues online at www.hob.com
A yard covered with spiderwebs, bats that drop out of the trees screeching and a fog machine are the finishing touches that I'm saving for Halloween weekend. Sounds cheesy, right? Well, that's ok - I gave up trying to make anyone happy - except for my kids, who think I'm at least half-nuts anyway.
I've found that being nice or "normal" is overrated - in this world, I'm dammed if I do, dammed if I don't. So the heck with it - halloween is coming, and I'm gonna have a ball!
Once I work on the lighting, I'll be sure to put up some better photos of the show.
Flashback to my 80s teenage years ... a world locked in a shadowy bi-polar power struggle. On one side, a collection of democracies in North America, Western Europe and the Asian Pacific. On the other, a global collection of dictatorships espousing an adaptation of the socialist philsophies espoused by Karl Marx.
I was probably more aware of the atrocities committed by the communist dictatorships than most teenagers, and was amazed at how the whole house of cards collapsed at the end of my high school years. Since the disintegration of the Soviet Union, as well as the Warsaw Pact by which they held much of central Europe in captivity, the number of democracies has doubled, and the threat of global nuclear war has virtually vanished.
The courage of our late beloved Pope John Paul in defying the Soviet Empire during those years was one of the reasons I converted to Catholicism.
That's not to say there's a still a lot to do. The world is a more peaceful place, but barely, and while there's no "Empire of Evil", evil still lurks in the world. Given time and the efforts of people of courage everywhere, good will ultimately triumph. But so long as we don't face imminent extinction in a global nuclear shoot-out, my children start their lives with better prospects for their future than my generation did.
Recently, approval was given to erect a memorial in Washington, D.C. to the millions who were killed by communist dictatorships. The statue is modeled after the Goddess of Democracy statue erected by students at Tianenmen Square in Beijing in 1989, some of whom were martyred at the hands of Chinese soldiers who crushed their pro-democracy protests. Go check it out, and if you can, please help support their efforts to make sure those who died and what they died for is not forgotten.
LINX TO CZECH OUT:
Victims of Communism Memorial Fund
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